March 20, 2001

Ooo ee ooo, you look just like Buddy Holly.

When Joe looks at a candle in a mirror he gets big ugly hair and dorky glasses and his head grows to double the size of his body.

What the fuck? This conditioner only works on reflections!

I have a picture of myself with my fingers in my ears on the wall behind me.

Yeah this is when I thought it would be a good idea to play with my brains.