March 20, 2001

Only thing I could never stomach about Santa Carla... All the damn vampires.

Calm down Styles (from Teenwolf.) I Michael J. Fox will use my powers of lycanthropy to overcome that lame-ass vampire.

Function: Activate eye tazors.

Ow! Your heat-vision hurts me greatly!

Radioactive free-floating eyeballs to radioactive human to steaming dung: The life story of Martin Short.