Only thing I could never stomach about Santa Carla... All the damn vampires.
Calm down Styles (from Teenwolf.) I Michael J. Fox will use my powers of lycanthropy to overcome that lame-ass vampire.
Function: Activate eye tazors.
Ow! Your heat-vision hurts me greatly!
Radioactive free-floating eyeballs to radioactive human to steaming dung: The life story of Martin Short.