March 20, 2001

I have to pee.

Hello, my name is baldy McEgghead, and I can't stop thinking powerful erotic thoughts about Bowen faucets.

"Now if I could only embroider my penis..."

Superman! His penis is the sword of justice.

"Uh oh, it's Superman! Super-phallic-man, that is! Ba doom, ba doom, ching!"