March 20, 2001

The Space Needle: Tourist trap or monument to a generation of people with sex complexes.

The forcast for tonight? Dark, followed by light and a slimey sports guy. Why is the building falling apart? You make the call.

In the wake of baseball playing slug boy, there is only ruin.

I really hope this salt ball tastes as good as the guys said it would. Hey, why are they pointing and laughing..?

His friends laughed as Johnny, who was allergic to salt, ate a salt lick, thinking it a snowball.