My pet monkey loves to skin dive after his dinner of broccoli and Busch Beer.

Snorkeling dog sinks as sunbathing owner drinks beer and eats broccoli.

I raise my glass to toast my dog who is snorkeling. I also hold his cigar.

The dog is at last drowning! Let us smoke and celebrate in our finest gowns.

As the drowning doggie sings, the lovely ladies toast the beauty of orange juice.

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