'Never!', cried the aging monarch, as the two-faced puppy asked for his daughter's hand... in marriage.

My deformity should get me into the special olympics, thought the 2-headed dog. The princess wondered if she should try too. The king wouldn't have it.

Siamese American Bulldogs marry the princess against her father's wishes.

King Ferdinand was the first one kicked off of 'The Weakest Link', to the amusement of Lady Di and the 2-headed dog.

The schoolmarm simply ruined the charity puppet show by hiring a magician to splice the dog and kill Archie.

Abraham Lincoln was again torn between a rock and a hard place. Should he save the ailing mountain lion or shoot the headless king?

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