Don't put jellybeans in the microwave - they'll hatch into flesh-eating worms.

Little Jimmy just wanted some gumballs, but instead got attacked by the newclear snakes that lived in the microwave, causing him to drop his lucky rice.

The zookeeper in haled sharply, knowing the two-headed serpent god had escaped the harsh immigration laws about cylindrical acorns.

After he lost the job training caged swans for the circus, Mickey Mouse's cousin drove a truck for the International Noodle Suppliers - which worked out great until he ran over that 2-headed snake peddling acorns on route 12.

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