Once he had bulked up on steroids, the leprechaun was the true 'Lord of the Dance.'

Rocco, the strongest leprechaun in the world, kidnapped Ian Anderson, aka Jethro Tull, and forced him to play for him for the promise of the location of his lucky charms.

Farmer Bob went to trade oatmeal for duffel bags of pied pipers.

As the silent farmer watched, the spermies trasformed into oatmeal, and the oatmeal into music, played by tiny musicians.