The customs agent arrested the man who tried to smuggle 500 rare birds in his pants.

With airport security closing in on him, Mr. Lee released the birds from his pants before he was taken away in handcuffs.

To get into heaven you gotta drop yourpants. Hope your underwear is sparkling.

His shimmering diapers displeased him, but it seemed a better option than climbing the stairway to heaven, which he greatly mistrusted due to his cliched nature.

If only they could climb to the top of the stairs, Wonderwoman's elderly parents could dance with the angels of heaven.

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