Travelling with Tivo makes me groovy for gravy.
While drinking gravy and hitchiking, I looked to my right and noticed a TV on the roadside; it too was hitchiking.
Chris Y. guzzled gravy on his way to Dallas, and Mr. television taunted him on the way to France.
The media tends to point fingres whenever yuppies get caught drinking their own urine - especially if there's electricity involved.
As the hurried band leader peered through the window, Bill used his electric water gun on his dying wife. Sadly, the antenna from the portable radio went up her ass as she fell.