I can't believe that monkey ripped that guy's nose off because he didn't get any birthday cake!
I shot the monkey with my laser eye, but I was too late to save the birthday boy's nose.
It was before... the origin of cake.
Evolution always leads to religion and cake.
If it wasn't for evolution, ma, we wouldn't have Christianity, Jews, moons or even birthdays!
Fucking Hobbes is like an elephant tranquilizer.