Sandwiches are the rulers of the universe.
The planet Neptune was ruled by the benevolent Ham Sandwich King and his wife, Tuna on Rye.
Our planet is in trouble! Summon the Thunderpigs and Thunderfish!
"Oh no! The planet's going to explode! I'll call Super Pig and the Legion of Fish!"
"Yeah, the phone service on Earth sucks my crank! How's your planet?"