A bottle of Jack Daniels plus a Keanu Reeves movie equals Party!
It could have been worse, Josh... you could have gotten drunk alone and rung in the new year with "Bill + Ted's Excellent Adventure."
I wouldn't have been happy watching "Bill and Ted" on New Year's Eve, even if I was drunk. Of course, I'm not happy now.
In my last asylum, they let me watch Blossom!
I wish I was in Arkham Asylum. Then I could watch "Blossom."