Oh shit! I've got an ingrown toenail the size of my head!

Oh my god! The cat is pooping next to the stubbed toe and face measurement!

Oh my god, we went to Ripley's Believe it or Not, and I tripped over 100-year-old petrified cat poo 'cause I was looking at a picture of a guy who could levitate rulers with his mind!

In the museum, the man in black tripped over the antique cat and landed in the portrait of Galileo.

A mistake led Jeff from art to astronomy, but who was really better? Van Gogh or Galileo?