"Dark side of the Rainbow?" More like "That Sucked Sheep!"

Rainbows at night make me hungry for lamb shank.

Manny, the turtleneck-wearing chicken drumstick eater, stared at the moon and thought about a mountain range.

I don't just like to eat the Colonel's blend of 11 herbs and spices, I fill my hot tub with it! And I like the letter M!

Joe, KFC employee of the month, served the giant dog named "M" his daily mound of drumsticks.