|Aaron||"Fire Clown makes scary balloon animals for hungry children."|
|Rowan||"Poseidon gives up his day job to make vampiric balloon animals for birthday parties in his new gig as a professional clown, while onlookers beg for alms."|
|Scott||"Rat Boy extols praying mantis and threatens the nearby worshippers"|
|Michael||"That cat won't dare mess with us now that I've got my black belt in judo!"
"Dude, we're mice. How are you going to throw him after he swallows you whole?"