Eat Poop You Cat (E2, August 2001) Game 1
Eat Poop You Cat (E2, August 2001) Game 1
| Scotty | "Grandma's goddamn good luck charms that she takes to bingo" |
| Shane |  |
| Michael | "The woman and her inert carbon rod were angry about losing the checkers game to the collection of abstract plasticene" |
| Dan |  |
| Aaron | "That's the last time I play checkers with primatives." |
| Natasha |  |
| Rowan | "Angry cannibals cook Abraham Lincoln while the Grand Water Buffalo Poobah loses at checkers." |
| Cass |  |