Eat Poop You Cat 22/05/01 Game 3

mrputter	"If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride."
gomi
Ice Cream Emperor	"This time, when he rubbed the magic lamp, a horse came out. But no matter how much he pleaded, it refused to grant his wish."
Corinthian
Sylphid	"please genie, all i want is the front half of a horse ... that's all i need!"
Compos Mentis
Brosie	""Muppets can't eat ass. Just because when *you* finally got your turn to make a wish you chose to become an elvis impersonator doesn't mean we're all gay!", the muppet said."
Cthulu
Rebort	"Elvis don't look out for nobody but Elvis, and who suffers? The bananas in pajamas!"