| Raph | "You'll do as I say. I *am* the highest ranking penguin, after all." |
| Jenn | |
| Alan | "It was my worst acid trip ever: I was telling a telescope that I was clearly #1, and the telescope was disagreeing. The worst part of it all was that the telescope turned me into a penguin." |
| natalie | |
| Shawn | "Pingu's experimentation with LSD proved only semi-successful in his attempts to fly." |
| Dave S | |
| Petey | "Plunging inevitably to his doom, the portly penguin silently cursed his inability to grasp the crux of Icarus' tale. Somewhere far away, the now-withered Greek gods laughed hoarsely." |
| Francois | |
| Alicia | "The sun was shining fiercely as the gods exerted their terrible power on the flightless bird." |
| Bob | |
| Geoff | "When a lot of shit is raining down... just jump in the water you stupid Penguin!" |
| Greg | |
| Rich | "The best time to go for a dip is when it's raining giant meatballs from the sky." |
| Chris | |
| Karl | "Stan, the weatherman, was gleefull to see the meteor shower raining down on Quebec - promising to seperate from Canada once and for all and join Mexico in the middle of the Atlantic." |
| Kev | |
| Onil | "Chef's balls nail the french over the spanish." |
| Nicolle | |
| Rowan | "It was a beautiful day regardless, but the sight of the Pope waving his genitalia above the face of the protesting mustachio'd Frenchman made the sombrero-wearing Mexican exclaim an enthusiastic "Si!", vouching that, at least for today, all was right with the universe." |
| Siannan | |
| Surit | "the pope cums on a US flag burning frenchman as a mexican thinks of love and balance." |
| Andrew | |
| Rob | "the pope's gism splatters onto the head of a young french boy as he happily burns the american flag while a young mexican boy strums his guitar to thoughts of love and justice." |
| James | |
| Warpus | "Die, American Scum!" |
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